Crazy Whatsapp Status
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
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